Instead of concentrating on where (not) to put an apostrophe, the BBC News folk were busy resetting their Evernote passwords. To be fair, it’s been quite a traumatic experience for us Evernote addicts so I’ll cut them a little slack on this one.
In a departure from tradition, this doesn’t contain a spelling mistake. But it does contain a special offer that only a Time Lord could make the most of. Frankly, I don’t think a Time Lord would waste five hours on a train journey.
Thanks to National Rail for this topical offer. The search continues for my cheap travel to London.
I spotted this amazing bargain in Tesco Silverburn. I put them to the test and bought two (for research purposes, obviously, nothing to do with my addiction to crisps) but was charged £2. I was almost disappointed.
Do not examine this image if you are easily offended. It’s best if you close your eyes and ears for this one. The rest of you: look at the blue quote on the right. That’s ‘blue’ in both senses of the word. I wonder how long this’ll be online before accidentclaims.org spot it and freak out.
Big thank you to the spotter who showed me this. I suspect she’d like to remain anonymous.
There is not a character called Loo Seat in this book. There is a character called Lucy. Audio transcription fail.
Ironically, the book is based in the world of publishing.
**Update: Oh dear. I may have jumped to conclusions about this. There are other mentions of ‘Loo Seat’ later in the book. Either something’s gone badly wrong or I missed an in-joke earlier in the book. Apologies for thinking the worst.**
Debenhams were too excited about their sale to hire a proofreader. Thank you to Morag Malloy for spotting this one.
The Telegraph have provided my favourie typo of the day.
Map my run, excuse my apostrophe.
I very much enjoyed this spammy treat from fake Fedex.
“Your parcel has arrived at the post office an November 19.Our postrider was unable to deliver the parcel to your. To receive a parcel, please, go to the nearest our office and show this postal receipt.”
It even displays the bcc field. An email masterpiece.
I couldn’t resist commenting on this Glasgow 2014 Facebook status. They promptly deleted it and started again.
Blue Lagoon lost all of their apostrophes in this fire.
Henna Tattoo’s what? They must have just missed out that final word.
Great prodcuts in the @holland_barrett sale!
It’s not just the chuchgoers who are confused.
A very attractive large goinger.
